Me: madisen, you need to go and get your jacket on.
Madi: no, that is not the path my heart chooses
Me: Okay madi, you need to pick up your books and then you need to put all your dress-ups in the dress-up chest
madi: and then what step mother?
madisen in the bathtub with a wash rag: Sing sweet nightengale, siiiiiiiing sweet nightengale sing!
Movie #3 (this is a hard one)
me: madisen, you need to share your toys with tyce
madisen: Oh, for goodness sakes!
Madi: mom, hand me that dinglehopper!